by teh_guru July 22, 2010
Get the Penis Pushersmug. When a guy tapes a rubber dildo to the back of his waist, puts it into a girls ass, and is fucking another girl up her ass with his actual penis.
"Me, my girlfriend, and her sister tried the Double ass rubber pusher last night. It was fucking awesome."
by THATPERSON123456 November 4, 2011
Get the Double ass rubber pushermug. someone who tries, sometimes compulsively, to scapegoat others with their problems; typically applies in a work environment
manager: hey, you forgot to turn in <x>.
chronic blame pusher: it wasnt my fault, it was <insert random employees name here>
chronic blame pusher: it wasnt my fault, it was <insert random employees name here>
by rnambo October 15, 2009
Get the chronic blame pushermug. He or she who is pushing up the daisies. Should preferably be used with ´soon-to-be´or ´future´in front of it. Like: you soon-to-be corpse, in other words "you who are about to die"
Do you see that horizontally challenged lady with the microphone, you future daisy pusher upper you? It´s bye bye time. Bang!!!
by The RAB-man March 31, 2011
Get the Daisy pusher uppermug. There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.
specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC
specialist: he's a total pencil pusher
corporal: 100%
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC
specialist: he's a total pencil pusher
corporal: 100%
by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024
Get the Pencil Pushermug. I thought we were having a good night i was going to give him head until i found out he was a hand pusher when he shoved my hand on his dick
by CHEESY WEEZY LEMON SQUEEZY July 30, 2018
Get the Hand Pushermug. Two definitions:
- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.
- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.
by dan_gleewang January 6, 2021
Get the Pukey Pube Pushermug.