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bart farts his class to a punishment

Fart makes a rude bart so he is told offf!

bart farts his class to a punishment
by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
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Ironic Punishment

No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.
Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
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The Punishment of Athena

When a girl (or boy) gives a blowjob to a guy and after he ejaculates she keeps sucking until eventually the male cums for a 2nd time, causing extraordinary discomfort and sensitivity to the penis. If the the giver of the blowjob does this a 3rd time, the recipient can actually take them to court because doing that is illegal.
John: Why is Billy staying home today?
Roger: I heard Sarah gave him The Punishment of Athena.

John: Damn! He should give her a Mexican Avalanche if she did that to him. That's scary.
Roger: We should say a prayer for him.
by PrinceVince August 11, 2017
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Shadow-punishment

Shadow-punishment: the punishment, off-the-books, of people who committed a wrongdoing. Wrongdoing committed either from being mentally-manipulated through technology or social-engineering, or both. Shadow-punishment is a way that fascism lives on, especially considering its usage without the target's knowledge or expressed-consent. Actions so cruel and unacceptable, committed without the target's knowledge, generally while the target is asleep, or by a group the target is or isn't a part of. Those unacceptable actions include torture, assault, poisoning, controlling others to harm the target, false-implication. All based around the target's unacceptance of prostitution, labor-slavery and sexual-slavery, and/or because the target has some influence and protests the status-quo. Shadow-punishment is a way for fascism, revenge, darwinism, sexual-slavery, labor-slavery, rape, assault, pedophilia, torture, theft, poisoning, magick, rape using mental manipulation technology on minors, teenagers, adults, disabled people, people receiving social-service-benefits— to all be accepted and normalized by the people who do those actions.
That girl complaining about being assaulted as a child, was shadow-punished by assaulting her in her sleep, because the perpetrators made her seem like a prostitute.

That girl was sacrificed to expose the pitfalls of mental-manipulation-technology, using shadow-punishment.
People didn't believe that person was being hurt because they considered that person deserving of shadow-punishment.
by UphaBctbe October 24, 2025
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silent punishment

Silent but painful punishment for a trokeable offence
“Nah Josh you’re getting silent punishment if you don’t stop calling me that”
by boyboyserboysest March 22, 2025
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Punishment

Knowing your daddy is coming home soon after you upset your mother.
You want punishment? Wait until your daddy comes home and hears about this.
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Tower of Cruel Punishment

the hardest tower in jtoh. like wtf man??
JToH player #1: OMGFGF WRVWGIERUIVCW I JUST BEAT TOWER OF CRUEL PUNISHMENT OMGGGG
JToH player #2: nahh exploits
JToH player #3: HACKS

JToH player #1 has left the game
by Eujejejjdjsj September 15, 2023
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