Gluten For Punishment

Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.

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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?

I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.

And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?

Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

Punish

Where you come and shove ya tool down Angie’s throat for crying

He coming to punish Angie for breaking the table and bringing Jesse

by Thatdike_angie August 9, 2021

Trail of Tears (Punishment)

The trail of tears is a punishment used on misbehaving privates who tend to physically assault their NCOs. In order to carry out this punishment, a platoon must form two parallel lines. The soldier being punished must low crawl between the two lines while the people in line spit on them, forming the trail of tears. Note: if the soldiers face is not on the ground, they must return to the start and try again.

PFC Lesiecki was hard as a rock through the entire trail of tears (punishment). I’ve never seen someone so excited to be degraded. He really is a strong, jacked, dirty little slut isn’t he?

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

pumpkin punisher

When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte

Aye cuz I did the pumpkin punisher last night!

by Pumpkin Punisher October 29, 2020

Irish punisher

Getting piss drunk off of cheap beer then attempt to do a flying pile-driver into your partners asshole

Dude me and Stacy went to the bar and she let me do a Irish punisher on her

by Nigerian knuckles February 27, 2018

punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019

Kid punisher

When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious

I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what

You could always do the kid punisher

Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls

by Yek December 22, 2020