pud pullin' monkey fucker

A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.

Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot, Funky the spunky monkey?
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.

by kingmarki December 10, 2006

Just pullin' your sausage

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting.

Laura: Dude, how hot was that guy last night?!
Sarah: He looked like Justin Bieber...?
Laura: Yeah, I was just pullin' your sausage..

Sarah: AHHH, you are such a jokester. Lets be friends forever!

by Tacos are yummy. January 26, 2011

im about to be pullin up

what your crack dealer tells you every five minutes when you call to see wtf is taking so long.

geeking for a hit..."where you at man?"

takin his fuckin time..."im about to be pullin up."

by bonesteel April 13, 2014

Pulling a Ccman / Pullin a Cc

person who pwns and wins none the less, winning with ultimate failure

Ccman's score was 50-25 starting with 0-25 and then winning
thats called pulling a ccman / pullin a cc

by Rsccman September 8, 2010

tom pullin

When an oddly shaped penis slides through a glory hole and surprises you

" damn I was just minding my own business when this dick appeared out of no where and tom pullined me"

by Mac and cheese master December 9, 2017

Andrew pullin

The biggest hard man to ever step foot on the planet who is an absolute noz machine and spend up to 5 hours a day doing it

Oh look it’s Andrew pullin what an adopted nigga prick

by Giacomo giugli December 31, 2019

James pullin a Monday

When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"

Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*

by SurosAlt January 23, 2021