Susie: Why is that Man torching an Orphanage?
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...
by Viciboy January 7, 2021
Get the Professional White Manmug. A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.
They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.
They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.
Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013
Get the Professional Cock Blockmug. Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.
"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.
by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018
Get the Professional Friend Hoppermug. definition 1: when one is undeniably the best street hamsta around town
definition 2: white people way of avoiding the n-word
definition 2: white people way of avoiding the n-word
guy 1: see that dude over there
guy 2: who?
guy 1: he do be the most professional street hamsta around the block.
guy 2: aight bet.
guy 2: who?
guy 1: he do be the most professional street hamsta around the block.
guy 2: aight bet.
by myggefar May 23, 2023
Get the professional street hamstamug. (n.) the person you are embarrassed to go to a restaurant with because they ALWAYS send their plate back multiple times in order to get (1) a new, hot plate of food (2) free meals, desserts, coupons for future visits, etc. (3) an apology from the manager (4) put on the restaurant's 'do not serve' list
Yeah, we went downtown to that new place and she ordered a cheeseburger...she ate half and then said it wasn't cooked well enough...then when they brought a whole new one she decided she wanted cheddar and not provolone...THEN they brought that and she said the first one was better and she wouldn't pay for it...the manager came out and gave her a coupon for a free entree, apologized, and said her meal would be on the house. I can't stand professional table chefs! Go home and cook!
by leclassique November 10, 2010
Get the professional table chefmug. My best friend and I were getting our picture took at a party when this guy we did not even know jumped into the picture.....He is a "Professional Photo Bomber"
When viewing the pictures for the annual Christmas Party...Drunk BoB was in Every Photo!!! What a "PPB"
When viewing the pictures for the annual Christmas Party...Drunk BoB was in Every Photo!!! What a "PPB"
by Diabla0007 December 27, 2010
Get the professional photo bombermug. Responsible for the maintenance, upkeep, and expansion of the Urban Dictionary website. The process to become a UDP includes a set of rigorous coursework that culminates in a UDP certification.
by someonefromearth January 10, 2010
Get the Urban Dictionary Professionalmug.