sally slack pouch

a skank that takes anything she can get and doesnt need lubricant. not bothered if man already taken.

that slag stole my man that sally slack pouch.

by bazal-brush March 28, 2007

Respect the pouch, bruh

Separate from respect the pouch

What you say when someone is disrespecting your actions, lingo, or calling you out for being stupid

Fred: Dude, you just killed that guy!

Derf: Shut up and respect the pouch, bruh

by Phenestai August 21, 2019

The "Respect the Pouch" Treatment

When a family member or loved one hugs you, which causes you to fart.

"The sudden inflation of my anus caused me to give Aunt Joe the "Respect the Pouch" treatment.

by Serious D August 12, 2015

Modular Magazine Pouch

A new, and not yet common term that can be used to describe one fringe side of a woman's labia minora, or vagina as a whole.

This can be characterized by a looser looking shape, wrinkles, crevices, etc.

The modular magazine pouch is so far down the spectrum that there is no opposite.

While many people will tell you that they prefer a more "Rose Petal-esqe" look, you shouldn't turn your nose up at a Modular Magazine Pouch. There is nothing "Off," Weird, or Wrong" with a Modular Magazine Pouch. No two vulva's are the same,and each should be appreciated.

"Yo, I met this chick on Tinder a couple days ago, and finally got her home last night!"
'How was she bro?'
"She was a Modular Magazine Pouch, but it's whats on the inside that really matters to me."
'So right bro.'

by Dynamic Dante January 14, 2018

meat pouch missionary

When a guy has to lift his belly up and set it on her back to penetrate her vaginal opening with his flesh rocket

He had a trucker gut so he had to give his paid girlfriend a meat pouch missionary

by #Teameverhard September 13, 2021

Monkey Pouch

1.Can be used in many situations as an insult. Not very dirty or vulgar but gets the point across.
2.Also can be used as a substitute of vagina. Can even be used around kids.
3.In very rare cases a purse like object used by monkeys to store food and such.

1.drunk guy 1 "man i don't wanna do 12 shots in a row"

drunk guy 2 "quit being a monkey pouch and grow a pair"

2. *lady bends over to grab something

guy "yo i just saw her monkey pouch!"

3. "i just saw a monkey carrying a pouch....a monkey pouch?"

by creepy eye clown July 7, 2011

dick pouch

Vagina, Vageena, or Vagine.

"Yo bro, went trollin for some tight sliz and wound up in her dick pouch."

"No WAAAAAY!"

by yo mammy bich August 20, 2011