stealing the pooty

is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !

Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !

Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?

Well yeah !

by Uncle Striker December 3, 2019

papa pootis

Someone who is fully capable of detecting Arm Chair Admirals. Also know as "Rear Admiral Moose"

When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie... "Papa pootis"

by Suck it Metaphoricly,Allyza July 6, 2018

pooTI

A UTI from putting it in the stink and then back in the pink

Person 1: “why’s does Hanna hate you so much?”
Person 2: “Because I gave that cheating bitch a PooTI!”

by PooTIthang July 24, 2019

Pooty sauce

A woman's pussy cream when she gets off.

Hey Hopp remember when you got that pooty sauce all over your dick after that stripper rode you!

by Pooty pop October 27, 2017

Pootis

Pootis is a joke word from Team Fortress 2 that occurs when you cut the heavy line "Put Dispenser here!" at "Put Dis"
it has been non relevant but still there meme for as long as i can remember.

Pootis - YOU DARE CHLLANGE P O O T I S

by Person 38282828 November 24, 2020

Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.

Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of those ‘traditional values’ days in Moscow.

by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025

pooty

pooty (p-ou-tee) : noun/verb/adjective: meaning ; anything

pooty.
"pooty." -pooty

by pooty council March 16, 2022