Magical Pony

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!

Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There's a Magical Pony right on his tail!
by Captain Shenanigans March 08, 2010
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moni poni

Plastic spiral ponytail holder. It's the only hair accessory with a utility patent because the way it works is based on a unique technology that divides the pressure throughout the layers of the ponytail, not just on the outer layers like everything else out there.
I hate the way rubberbands pull and rip my hair! I'm going to use a moni poni to hold my ponytail.
by beweli March 02, 2011
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feeding the ponies

When her boyfriend walked into the room we werent fucking yet, but he did catch me feeding the ponies.
by Howie Figawi September 29, 2009
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pony chat

'Pony chat' is talk or general discussion that doesn't make the grade in a social situation
"Ah man, enough with the pony chat...! Switch it up or I'm never inviting you to another of my parties."
by The real Mr. P November 19, 2013
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pony hole

The hole that is formed when a girl puts her hair into a pony tail. The hole is formed near the base of the tail and feels very similarly to a butthole.
Sarah: You wanna feel something weird?
Mike: Yeah sure.
Sarah: *Lifts pony tail up and spreads it apart* Stick your finger in there.
Mike: *Sticks his finger in* Oh my god, that feels just like a butthole.
Sarah: *Writhing in pleasure* Yeah, fuck my pony hole!
by Tehvio September 01, 2009
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nipple pony

young gaystreamed traditionally attractive clubgoer. works out too much. wears a shocking amount of cologne. has no imagination. almost always white.

(kenty gets all the credit for this term, wherever he may be.)
by ste11amaris June 28, 2004
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Pony Muffins

Horse poop, usually found on a trail. Usually used in polite company.
Whe we go for walks I have to watch carefully so my dog doesn't eat Pony Muffins.
by Stormguts BrightBlade April 13, 2006
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