serotonin police

someone or something that shows up when you're happy and sucks all your joy away.

we were having fun until the serotonin police popped up.

by catyalater May 23, 2020

Simp police

(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.

"Man he acts like hes the Simp police or something."

by names-epicc June 6, 2021

The asshole policy

When you meet someone you don't really care for and don't want to talk to you can implement the asshole policy by immediately portraying yourself as an asshole. The desired effect is that the other person will leave you alone.

When you meet someone that is obviously arrogant you can implement the asshole policy by coming off as an asshole before they have a chance to be an assohole first.

You: "I was at the bar last nite and this fat drunk chick started hitting on me, I had to tell her that the dress she was weraring makes her look fat to get her to leave me alone."

Friend: "Oh so you implemented the asshole policy?"

You: "Yes I certainly did!"

Example 2
Loser sitting next to you: "Hey man, watch this I'll bet I can get that hot bartender into bed tonight."

You: "Dude you couldn't get laid in a monkey whore-house if you had a sack full of bannanas." (You just put the asshole policy into effect)

by dangoombie February 23, 2010

No nut Police

A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.

The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November

If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.

Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30

No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified

BOYS RUN!!!

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018

terms of service and privacy policy

some shit no one reads but gets spam from all the time

Definitions are subject to our terms of service and privacy policy

by holeiotiktok.com February 4, 2020

Hey stop! State police!

What i heard while fleeing from the police at 1 am with my brother and our friend.

"Hey stop! State police!" Nah man I think I'll pass and keep going.

by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023

police action

1)Nice word for war
2) word that is used by governments (mainly america) when they want to go to war but dont have the domestic or international support for it

It's not a war, its a police action.

by Bigrattus July 7, 2003