Portal of Pleasure

The means by which one finds the path to their ultimate happiness.

She found that the easiest way to enter her portal of pleasure was by drinking vodka and watching the Vampire Diaries.

by 9th Wave Rider April 13, 2011

butthole pleasures

Molestation upon someones butthole. Not in a literal sense, but kidna like saying pwn

Guy gets his face thoroughly asskicked
then someone watching is all like
"oh butthole pleasures"

by danny miller April 24, 2008

western pleasure

Sexual position in which the female mounts the laying male. Similar to cowgirl.

My girlfriend was riding it western pleasure style.

by boom12 June 24, 2010

dirty pleasure

1. shoving a racoon with a tube sock over in a girls mouth
2.shoving ur big toe up her vag

paul: i got really horny
jason: did you give her some dirty pleasure?
paul: of course! i had my racoon ready

by musicLoverxxxx June 5, 2009

pleasure bump

A herpes out-break. Or any other nasty std that manefests in lumps, bumps or rash.

This biatch definatly had some nasty shit going on down there. But she told me its all good they're just pleasure bumps.

by Brian Wilhelm November 12, 2007

Pleasure burn

Similar to rope burn, it is the sensitivity or rawness of a guy's hand, or dick, caused by masturbating for too long or too frequently.

Alberto: "Damn, man! My hand is so sensitive from jerkin the gherkin last night!"

Carlos: "Sounds like you've got pleasure burn"

by KeenX August 29, 2016

pleasure nigger

A man whose sole purpose is to please his secrete female lover. Otherwise he is worthless to her. TPG/RJM

To Sara, jimmy was just a pleasure nigger, but then her husband found out and all that came to a halt FAST!

by Zxt May 23, 2018