Noun. A person who finds an already tasteless food and tries to make it even blander, complaining about an ingredient no normal human being cares or thinks about. For example, chips / french fries must have no salt. Often found looking with fear and suspicion at another person's meal. The true plain hamburger eater would be delighted if you could eat cardboard and dreams of what would happen if those food pills from 1960s sci-fi B movies about space travel were real. Their ideal food would be the semen-like protein gel from 'The Matrix'.
He asked for McDonalds to take 5 minutes to make him 'a plain hamburger with no relish or nothing' - what a total plain hamburger eater.
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A small village near Airdrie in North Lanarkshire, Scotland.
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Although Plains now has a train line running through it, unlike Airdrie and nearby village of Caldercruix it does not have a station. This is entirely due to the decision made by Network Rail against Plains.
However, due to tickets on the Airdrie>Bathgate line being ridiculously expensive, very few people are actually using the railway so Network Rail are getting their comeuppance.
Look up "Airdrie" on urbandictionary.com, Plains is mostly similar.
Although Plains now has a train line running through it, unlike Airdrie and nearby village of Caldercruix it does not have a station. This is entirely due to the decision made by Network Rail against Plains.
However, due to tickets on the Airdrie>Bathgate line being ridiculously expensive, very few people are actually using the railway so Network Rail are getting their comeuppance.
by Plains, Trains & Automobiles January 23, 2011
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