pirate suprise 

When a woman fails to give up the pussy and falls asleep for the night, jerk off onto one of her eyes and tie a bandana around her head so that it is covering the injected eye socket. When she awakens, the cum will be dry and when she rips the dried bandana off she screams "arrrrrrgh" like a pirate.

The bitch fell asleep early last night without giving it up so I gave her the pirate suprise.

pirate suprise by scott savell February 29, 2008

Pirate Ship 

a portable hard drive with all pirated games, music, or videos

Hey Ockbar do you have Dragon age: Origins on your Pirate ship?

Pirate Ship by Theycallmejimmy3 February 4, 2010

pirate reversal 

When a man and a woman are having sex doggy stile and the man pulls out, spits on the woman's back to simulate ejaculation then spins the woman around, cums in her eye and kicks her knee. Now the woman has her hand over her eye and is hopping on one leg like a pirate.

Now the woman has her hand over her eye and is hopping on one leg like a pirate.

pirate reversal by Dan Washburn February 5, 2004

Pirate face

The art of cumming in the face of a female, and getting her in the eye. She then closes it and yells "arrgh". If you get her especially well, she may need an eye-patch.

Bill Clinton: "I did not have pirate face relations with that woman." -Reuters

Pirate face by Gregness November 12, 2007

pirate ninja 

A ninja who has inherited some of the qualities of pirates, a typical example being their boldness (as ninjas are typically known for being stealthy at all times).

"That dude just killed twenty men without any warning, then ran off with all their women!"
"Fuckin' nuts!"
"Fuckin' pirate ninja"

pirate ninja by AtmaDragon September 13, 2005

pirate eye 

synonym for filthy pirate.

I came in my girlfriend's eye last night. I gave her the old "Pirate Eye."

pirate eye by matt_gl November 11, 2003

Pirate Brain 

When your brain is completely consumed by thoughts or pirates and pirating, often accompanied by thoughts of adventure and treasure-hunting. People with Pirate Brain can become obsessed, and even have constant dreams about pirates (or being one). It is often brought on by watching/reading large amounts of One Piece, or watching a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

Guy 1: Man I had this dream last night where I was the best pirate in the world.
Guy 2: Sound like someone has a case of Pirate Brain...
Guy 1: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

Pirate Brain by Exonence July 19, 2011