Keystone Pipeline

When you hit on a chick in a bar and get SHUTDOWN

He asked her to do the Alaskan Pipeline, but she pulled a Joe Biden and gave him the Keystone Pipeline instead

by Jkprecision October 12, 2023

Philly pipeline

When you insert the contents of a Philly Cheese Steak into a condom and freeze it. Once solid the protected Philly is then inserted vaginally or anally. As the protected cheese steak approaches room temperature and softens it should penetrate both the anus and vagina simultaneously.

I have a really bad yeast infection because my boyfriend gave me a Philly pipeline.

by binzington November 23, 2023

native pipeline

When you take an absolute steamer of a dump in a condom and freeze it to later give to your girlfriend to absolutely blast herself with.

I gave Sarah a native pipeline last night and she will never go back to her old ways.

by Blumpkinking44 December 2, 2022

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022

New York Pipelines

When you gangbang grandma on an abandoned railroad track at 1am on a Tuesday.

Had to help grandma travel at night due to the recent rise in New York Pipelines going around my area.

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.

Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!

by Depressed Male July 30, 2017

North Dakota Pipeline

The North Dakota Pipeline is a sexual act during anal sex where a woman takes a bunch of laxatives and the man will to finish before they take effect. This originates from the Keystone oil spill in North Dakota. Not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline.

Tom tried the North Dakota Pipeline and was not able to finish in time to avoid the mess....Too bad for Tom.

by Sweede1996 June 14, 2018