pifflenut

A nut of poo stuck to your bum hairs, sometimes you pick it, flick it at the wall or lampshade and whoever makes it go 'ping' wins!

iv got a pifflenut, lets play piffle wars.

by Aytumz April 28, 2008

Puffsus

1. An obese cow or cat
2. A woman with extremely long hair

1. My cat is such a puffsus
2. Rapunzel is such a puffsus

by StrangeWords April 24, 2017

piffle

Piffle is the word that you use to exclaim your feelings. Piffle can be used to describe ANY feeling(like anger, sadness, regret, etc.) despite its inappropriateness in the situation(*your at a funeral* "PIFFLE!"). "Piffle" is a complete sentence. It does not need any other words accompanying it for it to do its magic.

Piffle!

by Nalin Plad June 27, 2019

Piffter

Someone that you describe, who you know or someone you’ve seen before.

“Yo that piffter is dating her now.”
“Hey where’s that piffter Josh mate?”

by IKnowDefinitions July 24, 2019

Piffin

A word to call your brother if he's being annoying

"Hey, have you seen my brother? He's being such a piffin!"

by a deppressed kid name seth December 5, 2019

throw a piff

the process of smoking marijuana

"Hey Mike, throw a piff!"
"Already did bro!"

by slibbz January 2, 2010

piff

A word used for anything in general. Mostly known for drugs though.

"You smoke that piff?"

"That new sandwich at Mcdonalds is piff."

by Azurebaijan March 28, 2004