I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived
by im not a mouse April 19, 2008
Get the drinking and phoning mug.having a fear of any food not bought at Whole Foods Market. generally vegans, vegetarians, and Whole Foods addicts are most prone to this disease. symptoms include anxiety attacks or breaking out in hives when faced with food from any store other than Whole Foods Market.
Example 1:
person: dude, these new roasted garlic super lard-packed Cheezy Yummy-o's are da bomb, you wanna try one?
vegan: *breaking out in a sweat* naw man, sorry I can't, I've got non-wf-phobia
Example 2:
person: hey girlie, whaddup? wanna come to my slumber party with Lakisha, Rohondra, Edwiana and Sue tonight? We gonna watch chick flicks and eat excessive amounts of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!!
non-wf-phobiac: errhh *rummages around purse desperately searching for anxiety medicine* I don't think I'll be able to make it, I need to groom my hampster..or something..
Example 3:
Person 1: dude, look at Kylee with her expensive Whole Foods lunch again.
Person 2: yeah man, I think she's turned into a non-wf-phobiac. She spends way too much time with her vegan-hippie friends
person: dude, these new roasted garlic super lard-packed Cheezy Yummy-o's are da bomb, you wanna try one?
vegan: *breaking out in a sweat* naw man, sorry I can't, I've got non-wf-phobia
Example 2:
person: hey girlie, whaddup? wanna come to my slumber party with Lakisha, Rohondra, Edwiana and Sue tonight? We gonna watch chick flicks and eat excessive amounts of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!!
non-wf-phobiac: errhh *rummages around purse desperately searching for anxiety medicine* I don't think I'll be able to make it, I need to groom my hampster..or something..
Example 3:
Person 1: dude, look at Kylee with her expensive Whole Foods lunch again.
Person 2: yeah man, I think she's turned into a non-wf-phobiac. She spends way too much time with her vegan-hippie friends
by GreekWannabeVegan February 11, 2012
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by Bertie Pimplebum December 5, 2017
Get the Home-a-phobic mug.Gal A: I told her he's not allowed over here because everyone can hear them having wall-banging sex every night.
Gal B: So did she end up going to his house?
Gal A: No! Now, all she does is sit in her bedroom and phonicates with him for hours....while I'm in the room!!
Gal B: You know, I was never a huge fan of phone sex....too many awkward silences.
Gal A: Yeah...I definitely prefer actual sex to phonication.
Gal B: So did she end up going to his house?
Gal A: No! Now, all she does is sit in her bedroom and phonicates with him for hours....while I'm in the room!!
Gal B: You know, I was never a huge fan of phone sex....too many awkward silences.
Gal A: Yeah...I definitely prefer actual sex to phonication.
by Teresa Anastasia September 26, 2007
Get the phonication mug.phobia to the elite of the ugliest and stupidest jack ass guys in america. these dbags have no emotion in their steroid-filled bodies watsoever. although all-mighty athletic stars, they have more balls in their mouths than in the pockets of their lax sticks. AKA:the boys of STA
* although few, their are some boys at sta that don't match this descriptions. gud luck finding one...it's like finding the guy in the "wheres waldo" books
* although few, their are some boys at sta that don't match this descriptions. gud luck finding one...it's like finding the guy in the "wheres waldo" books
a boy with:
acne
moobs
buzz-cut
that has:
no emotion
or feelings
or love
and is:
a playa
a dbag
....lets face it: a dick
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
these kinds of boys are all bulldog-phobic
acne
moobs
buzz-cut
that has:
no emotion
or feelings
or love
and is:
a playa
a dbag
....lets face it: a dick
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
these kinds of boys are all bulldog-phobic
by stah8er January 13, 2009
Get the bulldog-phobic mug.Shop Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of malls, sales racks, dressing rooms, department stores and all other activities having to do with shopping.
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