Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019

purple peacock

A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America

Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it

by fat chink December 18, 2019

Moral peacock

Morally lazy people who strut with great pomp but don’t bother to help their neighbor, their community, their city because that actually requires work, not just conspicuously condemning people on social media who have different opinions. - Bo Winegard

By crowing about social justice, but never landing a hand to help this in need otherwise, Mark showed want a moral peacock he is.

by Anonymous99⁹999 September 7, 2020

Lauren Peacock

Biggest Hoe In chadwell Heath she often smokes cannabis and sucks on mandems dicks

Lauren Peacock is a hoe, her best friend benèt is a grey ting.

by Pseudonym00000000 October 15, 2020

Amazon Peacock

A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.

Hey bro, you get fired, or did you get your Amazon Peacock from a manager?

by TheShrewd October 20, 2020

Connor Peacock

A Word used to describe when someone is such a prick then have to pick up random girls online with the names Taylor and Alexa to feel any sort of happiness

Oh god he seems to be a Connor Peacock

by Shrekdestroyer420 December 13, 2020

Mystical Peacock

A nickname for your friend who is ONE CRAZY BITCH. They are the most psychotic person you know, and will send you furry porn anytime, any day. They are an excellent friend, and past their insane nature they can be very deep and down to earth. They are willing to talk (the rare times they are awake), and have no problem ghosting you for days. They are a stone cold stoner, and are the perfect person to vibe with. They love to flirt, and are super hot all the time. They are amazing friends, and will be there for you always.

“Hey Mystical Peacock, you are looking soooo sexy today.”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”

by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021