parking

When a man places his erect phallus inside of a woman's vagina, and after insertion is complete neither party moves until the man removes his member. There is no set time limit for the act of parking.

This method of intercourse is considered not having sex by some young adults members of the LDS church, and therefore is viewed as a loophole in the "not sex before marriage" dogma of the Mormon faith. This notion can be argued as being either extremely naive or very clever, depending on your point of view.

LDS Youth 1: How'd your study date with Denise go last night?

LDS Youth 2: Great! We ended up parking at the end of the night!

LDS Youth 1: Wait. Isn't that sex?

LDS Youth 2: It isn't sex unless you move around and stuff, so we're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.

Non-LDS Youth: (after overhearing the conversation) Parking IS sex; you're justifying it to fit your beliefs.

LDS Youth 1&2: Be gone, non-believer!

by DJ EeeKay July 22, 2010

Parking

1)Someone who is extremely mediocre at golf.

1)George:"Well snap! I just got par for the 6, 382 time today!"

Bob: "You know George, you really are the Parking."

by Captain Tiddlywinks November 19, 2010

No Parking Zone

1) When a man is about to nail a woman anally but finds, to his dismay, that there is already a butt-plug situated in the confines of her anal region. She is a No Parking Zone

2) A helpful reminder that women in this state can wear on a sign around their necks

1) John (in his head): "Oh boy, I think I can sneak my Johnson in her ass tonight!" Upon finding a butt-plug conveniently (for Sarah) located in her shitter, he exclaims: "Aww! This bitch has a no parking zone!"

2) Steven: O dude! I would love to stick my custard-launcher into her butt!
Kareem: Hate to burst your bubble bro, but she has a "no parking zone" sign on her neck.
Steven: aww man. o well, lets smoke some bud
Kareem: That's the spirit!

by Haewood Jablowmeeberg July 7, 2009

parking lot vodka

noun, a word describing emergency rations of vodka stashed away in your car as a prophylaxis to counter a preconceived long day at work, or just monday. Although parking lot vodka can be consumed at any point of the day, it is best used immediately after you park your car.

God damnit I don't wanna head to work today. I feel like a fat guy tryin to get on a treadmill. Good thing I got my parking lot vodka.

by niggman star33 September 15, 2011

pearling

Pearling is actually another term for subdermal implants in the genitals. Subdermals are usually made with silicone molds, but can also be made with other things. Subdermals are planted underneath the skin so that they create a raised design. People use pearling as a way to increase sexual pleasure by having rods and small beads implanted in either the labia or the foreskin on the penis. This practice was believed to be started by the Japanese.

Bob used pearling to please his wife more in bed.

by pishposhpotato December 15, 2012

Pauling

The action of pooping all over an inappropriate place while blacked out. Such as a hotel room you are sharing with many of your friends.

I came home from the bar and caught my roommate Pauling all over the house!

by Lily Z & Gabby B April 8, 2008

parking

Something you spend half your gas on.

Tom was frustrated by the lack of parking lots at his school and decided to drive his car through the dean's office.

by Melville_the_Millipede January 15, 2006