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Extendo patronom

Is what a wanna be Harry potter casts to make his male organ to extend, or to make bigger.
Barry Blotter stood and everything was silent "EXTENDO PATRONOM" and Barry's pants grew in size...
by Puffezza October 7, 2007
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Governors Pardon

In states with mandatory sick leave. Using a half day of sick leave because of a hangover.
"Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."
by Kennyburdick September 15, 2016
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« Oops sorry, I stepped on your foot »
Best line to pick up a french guy when you have 0 inspiration but still wanna engage a conversation.
I wanted to find a way to talk to that guy I like, so I stepped on his foot and said « Oups pardon, je t’ai marché sur le pied »
by MG_Lamic August 16, 2018
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Sam Pardon

Sam pardon is used when referring to somebody who has a lot of (fake) confidence, delusions of grandeur and rich parents(who spoil him)

Somewhat of a dutch Roger Elliot
Goofy ass Sam Pardon flexing with his parents riches.

That guy really Sam Pardoned his way thru college.
Dont be such a Sam Pardon, we all know you are insecure.
by Sam Pardon memelord October 12, 2018
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Faggio Patronium

“You see chantel over there
“Yea”

What a faggio patronium”
by Eatmywiggler November 6, 2019
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the pardoner

the one who forgives you for your sins, in any way he decides suitable for you
i am the pardoner
by magnum_opu5 September 30, 2020
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perfecto patronum

Hermoine is really perfecto patronum for Ron
by lava-nator November 23, 2020
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