owening

A verb meaning the act of camping excessively in an online first or third person shooting game.

Man, Owen's owening again, he's definitely got a world record in camping.

by Rupert Gehmlich October 13, 2007

owen joyner

The most perfect man in existence. Will make you physically hurt from laughing so much but his beautiful face and smile makes up for it.

Who’s that beautiful man?
owen joyner

by s.sos.jatp January 4, 2021

Owen Grayed

When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.

I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Smith-Owen

The surprise insertion of one or more digits into a person's anus. The Smith-Owen is usually performed in an unsympathetic manner, without the aid of lubrication.

That poor girl took an aggressive Smith-Owen last night.

by Dave1023 June 1, 2009

Clive Owen

Quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen. Expletive, this man makes me want to pound.

Oh god, if these people insist on PDA, they could at least involve Clive Owen.

by Sarica Mibley January 3, 2006

Owen

Someone who’s too much of a pussy to try to have friends
A faggot who is too scared to come out of the closet even though his voice gives it away

"Owen’s gay?" "Yeah you can here it in his voice."

by LordOfBigBoys69 June 12, 2018

Owen

Owen is the dumbest, stupidest, ugliest person you will ever meet, he is normally annoying af he is such a little bitch. He has really dumb and inappropriate friends. He sucks at work/school, don’t read the other descriptions.this is the only true one, Owen is an idiot, not a freaking god.he has a crush on everyone. dont ever become friends with an Owen, you will regret it, he is just going to take Advantage if you. He is going to do that by talking your money and not paying it back he will also do even worse things than that. He always fights. He makes it seem like he’s a good person until he starts being mean to all of your friends and you start to feel like you just want to bash his face in. And then yours.

Owen is an idiot. I hate Owen so much. He is a loser. Lol 😂

by 1234sara April 17, 2019