I don't want to ruin our friendship

What people say when they don't wanna date someone; essentially saying, "Ewww, I can't believe you just asked me out!!!!" But trying to let you down gently.

"You're a really nice guy, but I don't want to ruin our friendship." The head cheerleader said to the nerd who asked her to the prom.

by Nicole July 11, 2004

our lady of mount carmel high school

the CCBC of private schools: the ghetto of all maryland private schools: it sucks

yo dawg that school mount carmel, that be ghetto as shit dawg!

"our lady of mount carmel high school"....nuff said

by theotherguy123456 March 24, 2011

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Means that there is no way in hell that they'd even think about going out with you.

Of cour Iyou're an amazing person and I'm really flattered that you've considered asking me out, but...I don't want to ruin our friendship.

by Carolwashy July 11, 2004

our game has gone quite well!

An ironic thing to say when you have been developing a game, but you making embarrasingly slow progress for years

New Sonic Legends demo! Our game has gone quite well!

by TomiLakat June 28, 2023

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Phrase used in polite company. Literal translation is "There's no fricking way I am going to have sex with your fat ugly ass." Used in conjunction with the horrendous phrases "You're a nice guy but..." and "It's not you, it's me."

While I appreciate that you've actually taken a bath for the first time since 1983, I just...don't want to ruin our friendship...

by Paul Wartenberg July 11, 2004

Thank God John Kerry Is Our President

An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.

Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!

by Ask Your Dad July 26, 2006

You've started to resemble our father a bit

What you would say to your step-brother after he grows up and starts looking like your father

Guy 1 *in a deep and calm voice* : Hello step bro
Guy 2: You've started to resemble our father a bit

by ZekeYeager February 18, 2021