Ouch-aholic

Another word for 'pain-addict' or 'masochist'.

Ouch-aholic: "STOMP ON MY BALLS!! NOW!!"

by Gossip Who? September 24, 2009

Ouch dad

A term used at football games on the intercom to express distaste

Quarterback is sacked, end result safety.

Announcer: Ouch Dad!

by Skinnyboy9 March 31, 2010

Ouchward

An awkward moment that is so awkward, it's actually painful to experience.

Guy 1 : "Man, the other day I went to the bathroom at work and when I opened the stall door I saw my boss standing completely naked."

Guy 2 : "Ouchward."

by NamesJoe September 9, 2011

Ouchosaurus

Excruciating pain.

Ow ow ow owww....Ouchosaurus! I just banged my foot on the bed rail!

by pentozali June 28, 2013

orchard rhino

When you ram head first into the puss with an apple on your mouth. Lodging the apple up a girls vagina.

Dude I gave that bitxh Martha an orchard rhino last night. Now she needs to keep it up there so she can make an apple pussy pie.

by orangeglazeelf1234 March 19, 2016

orchard rhino

An orchard rhino is an idiot who is totally out of place and generally retarded.

This kid is trying to find soup at a hardware store. What an orchard rhino!

by buttermybuttandcallmeabiscuit April 1, 2016

Ouchfield Octopus

An eight-limbed, two-headed, screaming monster, formed by a prefect collision of baseball outfielders. Brazilian origin.

"Deep fly ball to left! ...Hayes and Vaughn in pursuit...Hayes makes the grab! OH NO!!! Massive collision! Looks like we've got an Ouchfield Octopus."

by Quinnbaseball May 28, 2016