Titty turf

When you stick her nipple in your dick hole

Dude, I swear me and her gonna have a titty turf

by Kpierce134 February 19, 2020

surf 'n' turf

Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.

Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.

by QuacksO April 4, 2019

turf heed

Someone who is an idiot, prefferably with ginger hair, but can refer to all.

" haha look at that turf heed! "

by Bmxer_kid666 April 29, 2006

Surf n' Turf

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy

Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!

by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

Turfs Up

You know your turf? It’s ya set, turfs up nigga throw yo hood up

“Yo yesterday when the dj said turfs up what did you throw up?”
“My turf my set”

by Bayslanger August 2, 2025