hog hider

A man who gratuitously accepts another mans penis in his rectum
Justin played the role of hog hider when he gathered with his joyous friends.
by Matty Boy. March 10, 2017
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battery hog

Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!
by Telephony October 08, 2018
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Hog Bible

The hog bible is a book similar to THE bible, but it is created by members from hogtopia. The book consists of rules and fables about the hog. examples of the rules are having bad spelling and no copyrighted music
JustCheerio_: what is the best book in the entire world??
Ktaei: the hog bible obviously
by Ktaei March 25, 2021
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sloppy hog

Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.
After grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, I gave my wife a real sloppy hog.
by the sloppy hog master April 26, 2015
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The Hogs Are Coming

A phrase referring to the countdown to Hog Day, a global event where hogs appear from quantum tears in the fabric of space to wreak havoc on Earth.
Ryan: You want me to put ALL your life savings towards buying a mansion for your family?

Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming.

Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.
by they're coming November 15, 2022
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side hog

Someone who takes more than their allocated amount of any side dish from a KFC or similar resaurant.
"You're such a side hog!"
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Hog Heaven

On a guys night out, you go to a bar with the fattest women available. The goal is to submerge what little dignity you have left in their fat rolls, in hopes to take one home to fuck.
I just got to the bar and Im in Hog Heaven, most of these swines are a deuce to a deuce and a half. Im fucking tonight!
by #1ABF March 05, 2021
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