notarized the forehead

Defensive tactic involves the use of a small and powerful tactical flashlight to first blind an attacker and then hammer fist their head with the end of the light, leaving a series of circular shaped wounds that resemble notarizing stamp marks. Not recommended unless the attacker poses an immediate threat of death or serious bodily injury, you could get charged with a felony.

A drunk attacked me at the karaoke bar last Saturday and I notarized the forehead with my flashlight. He went to the ER and then the cops took him to jail. If

by Cumbre Vieja May 9, 2022

massive forehead

Morans got a massive forehead which is bigger than sigh.

mr herbert:wow thagts a mmassive forehead!
moran:stop dad

by totally not moriah November 3, 2021

Forehead

Top of the head

Person1: damn man you see her forehead? It’s like a landing strip
Person2: bruh

by -haven September 10, 2020

crimson forehead

Whilst motorboating a woman/woman beast on there period you may get period blood on your forehead, you then proceed to grab her thighs very tight and whilst your head is in her vaginal cavity she screams "I'm on my period" but by this time you don't give a fuck p.s I typed this with my forehead with alan and callum haha

Crimson, forehead, crimson forehead, YOLO,
Blood, motorboating, women

by adcct October 31, 2013

Big forehead

If a girl has a big forehead and she is light-skin she has hoes.

She gotta big forehead and she lightskin she got hoes fs.

by Omb.jr February 20, 2022

On my mama forehead

When someone is being dead ass

Fredo: “you being for real?”
Jaimere: “yes, on my mama forehead”

by Fredo2time November 4, 2019

Forehead

When something dumb, foolish, unreasonable happens, it’s a “forehead” or “big forehead.”

Reference: face palm, smash head against keyboard, you’re stupid, smh.

Carl: I walked into a stop sign.

Susie: Forehead.

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Ashley: I just flashed in place, using WASD!
Zayna: Forehead.

by AshxHolio December 23, 2020