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cut my dick off

to break someone's heart but not be romantically afflicted with said person
"He broke my heart but you cut my dick off!"
by 10keys October 27, 2020
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The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.
Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.
by Tedro357 April 13, 2009
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Suck my dick shit lips

An expression one commonly uses after having anal sex and going arse to mouth.
After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth
by Matteo Evandro September 6, 2016
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The ATF Can Suck My Dick

Chad: Hey Kyle did you get the "The ATF Can Suck My Dick" mug?
Kyle: Fuck ya i got that mug!
by FuckFuckingFuckBalls May 1, 2022
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hop off my dick

Stop being a faggit.
I told the homosexual "hop off my dick"! Because i did not like that he was hitting on me.
by PartyGuy(C) May 31, 2007
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stick out with my dick out

to appear to be important, but with one's penis exposed
I'm wearing a tuxedo to prom, but I know I'll stick out with my dick out.
by JT Dollar Sign November 8, 2003
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