emotional bender

going on an roller coaster of emotions (rip)

tommy got drunk and went on an emotional bender.

by slutslug July 29, 2017

Bender Defender

A bender defender is somebody who will defend a bender in any circumstance, and in most cases, is bent

Guy 1: I hate gay people, why do you defend them?
Guy 2: Because i'm a bender defender!

by xxdannyg69xx July 13, 2019

Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016

Hetro-bender

When a gay person hooks up with a straight person they become a hetro-bender.

Girl 1: Did you see Sweeny hooked up with a straight girl at the club last night?
Girl 2: Yes. She loves being a hetro-bender doesnt she.

by JonnySn1per September 23, 2016

Phlem bender

The act of sniffing so hard in which you bring not only the snot from your sinuses. But also the pure phlem of your lungs. You will be able to taste it for weeks if done right.

Friend- *Intensely snorts/sniffles*
Other friend- Yo, I could hear your phlem bender potential in that one

by NiggerSlayer420 November 14, 2019

Phlem Bender

The act of intense snort/sniffling so hard in which not only the mucus from your sinuses but the phlem all the way from the core of your lungs. Done correctly, and you will taste it for weeks.

Friend- *Intensely snort/sniffles*
Other friend- Yo, I could hear the Phlem Bender potential in that one

by NiggerSlayer420 November 14, 2019

Business Bender

5 days in a row of being blackout drunk or damn close to it

Halloweekend was a shit show, we had a business bender from thursday through tuesday.

by Pedro the Poet November 3, 2011