a chicken tender is when someone is very annoying and stupid. if you want to be mean you could call them the “soggiest chicken tender”
by kermit666cheese July 22, 2018
by Chicken Tenders Cult November 03, 2022
"The Crab looks good"
"No, probably tastes like Baltimore"
"Ooh, how about the Calimari"
"No, probably looks like a dildo"
"Uhhh, I'll get the Chicken Tenders"
- Every White Person at a food stand
"No, probably tastes like Baltimore"
"Ooh, how about the Calimari"
"No, probably looks like a dildo"
"Uhhh, I'll get the Chicken Tenders"
- Every White Person at a food stand
by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018
hey dude i got some chicken tenders from kfc
Bro yeah trhow one in my mouth
*takes Bucket and shoves down throat*
Bro yeah trhow one in my mouth
*takes Bucket and shoves down throat*
by lil nub December 04, 2019
Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.
Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.
by Dothivalla October 02, 2015
Juicy-er than fried chicken
Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck
by PandaJizz42 November 04, 2023
Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.
I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK
by Sick Em D August 24, 2022