Key load

An amount of cocaine (or any other drug) that can be measured by loading up a key (see: key bump).

“Yo guess how much coke I did last night? I did a whole key load!”

Meant to be used as a pun making your friends hear that you did a “whole kilo of coke”

by WordyWhitney April 24, 2020

Key pistol

A ring of keys that most custodial engineers wear as to intimidate others.

Melvin has the biggest key pistol in the county, he is head custodian at the college. Nobody will challenge his know how.. Quite frankly he's the go too guy !!

by Petesbeeps July 12, 2017

key to happiness

Their is no key life's a bitch.

I looked up the key to happiness and I feel much better.

by Learningfordummies101 December 20, 2016

spew key

a paranoid person trying to stay anonymous on the internet while believing the government is after them

he must be a spew key he is so unnatural

by spew key March 10, 2020

Broseley Key

The act of opening a door with your foot because you don't have the key.

HomeOwner How did you get in, the door was locked?

Jay I used the Broseley key

by Anonymouse123 January 10, 2014

Dingle Key

What a retarded hillbilly calls a USB stick.

I was on my damn computer and the goddamn dingle key didn't have any of my files!

by fred durst 2 January 05, 2023

Override Key

The stupid fucking key/card/number that if you work as a cashier in grocery or retail, you will need for various reasons from putting in a coupon to voiding an item off. However, when needed, you must inform your manager, and if the dipshit is not around, than you are fucked hard in the ass because the transaction cannot be completed, which holds up a very large line of angry customers. They will be pissed off at you when it is really the fault of your manager for not being around to help you like the dipshit should. It has been debated as to whether or not cashiers should be given their own override keys, but the arguments have been inconclusive because the idea makes so much logical sense.

Customer: I have this coupon.

Cashier: Oh. I need the override key for that. (Calls manager) No one answers

Customers behind first customer: What's the fucking hold up here?

Cashier: I need the override key for my dipshit manager who isn't doing their job!

by TheTop Hat November 22, 2010