The King Crimson effect

When you fall asleep and wake up in what feels like a short second
-person1 “Yo I fell asleep at like 12:00 and woke up at 6 but it went by faster than a bullet”

-person2 “Yeah that’s the King Crimson effect”
-person1 “The king-what-now effect”?

-person2 “The JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ability King Crimson can erase and skip time”
by R1p&tear January 28, 2021
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Crimson Tide Football

The obsession of every redneck in the state of Alabama. Have more FAKE national championships than any other team in the country. Are followed by the largest sidewalk alum of all time. Have become 2nd fiddle to the mighty Auburn Tigers.
"rowl tydde pawl, crimson tide football"
by Crimpson Tyde February 2, 2012
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crimson river dive

eating a girl out when she has her periodd.
oh, jonny took a crimson river dive in salleys pants.
by bobbymickjagger March 5, 2010
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Crimson Smash Club

A gangbang where a bunch of guys have an orgy with a girl on her period. This also applies when there is more than one girl, but all of the girls present must be on their period too.
“I got blood all over me after that crimson smash club last night.”
by Dahlia A.N. March 14, 2019
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Crimson Panda Buddy

Someone who completely destroys enemies (gibbing them and ripping heads off) and gets sad whenever one of his buddies leave.
Crimson Panda Buddy was sad when Brick Sexhouse left the game. He destroyed all enemies afterword.
by Panda Buddy January 23, 2013
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Crimson Sock

While fucking a girl in the ass, Donkey Punch her on both ass cheek at the same time causing her to tense up. At that moment, quickly yank your dick out of her ass, ripping out the inner lining of her ass leaving it wrapped around your dick, like a sock
Bitch got fresh with me so I gave her a Crimson sock to put her in her place.
by SMK1979 March 16, 2008
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crimson custard bucket

I blew my load all over her crimson custard bucket.
by El_Norab89 August 31, 2006
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