Dick Noodling

The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.

Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.

by dicknoodling November 18, 2021

noodling jazz

Noodling jazz is the style of jazz expression when the artist rambles away from the basic tune (and/or rhythms and tones), and improvises.

"The 'noodling jazz' style of the famous bass player Ron Carter is fascinating."

by D. Klundt November 4, 2007

poppin' a noodle

Also know as busting a nut, or when the male member ejaculates or, "skeets."

I caught Edwin poppin' a noodle on Finkel last night. I didn't know they were gay!

by Jordan Copeland April 11, 2008

Noodle fountain

The act of engaging in oral sex after the consenting female has ingested copious amounts of noodles therefor leading to a fountain of noodle's being draped over your erect penis when the throat is is poked with your member.

Hooked up with a girl at a chinese restraunt last night, i rammed her head onto my member and she noodle fountain'd me.

by Nellobruh December 2, 2016

noodle belly

N. Stretch marks and loose skin on the abdomen of a women. As a result of a lack of exercise after pregnancy.

”she told me she had no kids. I knew that was a lie when I saw her noodle belly."

by Sherrie Casady November 10, 2010

Vagina Noodles

The excess of vagina hairs that fall off a women's shedding vagina/pussy

I had many vagina noodles stuck in my teeth and mouth after I ate her out

by Dick Harold November 11, 2012

boosack noodle

Noodle dish made in asia. Particularly known for being served at rude, b*tchy chinese restaurants. It’s made from a wrinkly boo sack, commonly served alongside some, suck-a-dick chicken, a poo-poo platter, and a glass of tampon tea.

Hello, I would like to order the “boosack noodle” please!

by PreciousJacksonnn April 30, 2019