Nolan

very handsome and very fuckable. usually a big time athlete, gets girls, is tall. helps people out, cares for everyone and is by far one of the funniest guys you’ll meet.. take good care of nolan and don’t let him leave if you get him

nolan sailor is so fucking hot

by save in chat ballsack April 25, 2022

Nolan Middle School

A school located in the shit town of fakewood ranch where you’re either a cuntry kid, emo kid, or drug addict, even if it’s just nic. The scores are good but there’s about 20 people in iss everyday and not a single relationship lasts.

“You go to Nolan Middle School? Good luck.”

“Oh, you need bud? I can hook you up with someone at Nolan.”

by someone from nolan May 16, 2022

Nolan

An absolute idiot of a man who cannot comprehend the most basic of the English lexicon, let alone any tounges of which he is not native to.

Look, it's Nolan, did you know he's illiterate?

by FrederickBonLexi October 26, 2020

nolan booth

ashleys soulmate

guy: i wanna date ashley.
nolan booth: ashley is my soulmate, you are too late!

by alysee cobweb June 26, 2022

Nolan Seligson

A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.

Nolan Seligson failed Calculus 2.

by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023

Nolan middle school

In a town named Lakewood ranch it’s listed a a school but there are a bunch of f school level 10 people at least every day are in iss bathrooms have people vaping left right and center people have sex in the bathroom near by

You go to To Nolan middle school.
That sucks.

by anonymous September 2, 2022

Nolan

Shut the fuck up nolan

“Hey guys” Says nolan “Shut the fuck up” Says everyone

by ihatenolans123 August 8, 2021