neocon

the "con" is just that - a con artist. Neocons claim that they stand for morality, Christian standards, and "family values" when they cheat on their wives, steal money and lust for power and influence so that can swindle the citizenry and control every aspect of their lives. A neocon is described by Rage Against the Machine as a "snake charmer". A neocon can be a Republican, Democrat or something else entirely. They are, as RATM has put it "you, interested in you". A complete bonehead.

Check out "Sweet Neocon" on the recent album "A Bigger Bang" by the Rolling Stones.

"You say you're a Christian
Well I say you're a hypocrite
You call yourself a patriot
Well I think you're a crock of shit...
... how can you be so wrong
my sweet neocon ...

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 18, 2008

Fuck Neocon

One of many phrases that Bob The Builder uses every day.

Fuck Neocons!!!

... I Mean FUCK NEOCONS!!!!
... and I mean Fuck 'em!!!

by psod.net April 26, 2004

Neoconservative

A traitor. Neoconservatives believe in forcibly seizing the livelihood of Americans, under threat of abduction and imprisonment by the IRS, and the transfer of said earnings to foreigners, for instance, residents of the fanatically Islamic anti-American terror-state of Iraq—a nation in which more than 85% of the general public supported 9/11.

“Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.” –The Constitution

The Iraqi general public are enemies (and hate Americans so much they want us to die in a fire - polls show more than 85% of Iraqis supported the 9/11 attacks). Giving aid and comfort to enemies constitutes treason as clearly defined by the Constitution. Without exaggeration, neocons, that believe in theft of American livelihoods, and the subsequent spending of said earnings on elections, public services, building schools etc. for our enemies (the Iraqis), are traitors and should be executed as such.

Anyone that supported the Iraq invasion for reasons other than homeland security is a neoconservative and an international communist traitor that ought to be dragged out into the street and shot in the head, and dumped far enough out-to-sea that his or her treasonous commie remains don’t wash-up on American shores in any recognizable form.

by frick1 March 29, 2010

nonconformist

The most retarded, unpleasant conformists alive. In a pathetic attempt to boost their own self-esteem by being "different", nonconformists put down everything that is accepted and liked by mainsteam society. The problem is, this doesn't actually mean they aren't conforming. They're simply conforming to the standards of their counterculture.

I have no problem with people wearing black and listening to bands I've never heard of (common features among "nonconformists". I respect their choice not to "conform". Yet inevitably, they have no respect for my choice to wear pink polo shirts and Coach bags while listening to popular music. They say I'm a conformist-ironically, their friends look a lot more alike than mine do.

by lacoste_lover July 21, 2006

noong

To engage in sexual intercourse with someone or thing

I am going to noong your sister.

by Noongman June 10, 2009

nooners

Male or female genitalia, especially refering to sex.

I can't wait to pound your nooners. OR You're making my nooners swell.

by nooner patrol January 4, 2005

Noon Thirty

An indefinite time between 12 Noon and 1 PM, roughly close but not necessarily at 12:30 PM, usually within 10 minutes of that time.

I ate lunch at around noon or noon thirty, then went home for a siesta. Damn, I love sleeping...

by stratifymecaptain March 2, 2008