Def1: Expressing you like a band either by wearing merch or listing them as a favorite band but having little to no knowledge of the band
Def2: to call out someone who is a nirvana t shirt by testing them on their knowledge
Def2: to call out someone who is a nirvana t shirt by testing them on their knowledge
Person 1: "Oh, nice Nirvana tshirt, whats your favorite song?"
Person 2: "Smells Like Teen Spirit for sure!"
Person 1: "can you.. name any other songs?"
Person 2: "not off the top of my head"
Person 3: "see? I knew she was just a Nirvana T Shirt a$$ mf"
Person 2: "Smells Like Teen Spirit for sure!"
Person 1: "can you.. name any other songs?"
Person 2: "not off the top of my head"
Person 3: "see? I knew she was just a Nirvana T Shirt a$$ mf"
by Pseudonym hymn February 11, 2021

by no i dont September 3, 2019

by Johnballs69696969696969 March 4, 2022

a mental state where you no longer feel guilty for not having responded to messages your co-workers have sent you on Slack. you reach this state after sheer exhaustion and burn out, typically.
I knew I was contributing so much, and I was on the verge of burn out. The fact that I attained Slack nirvana is helping me stay calm for longer.
by raknahs December 27, 2021

by i love snoopy March 19, 2024

the sensation one feels when they are so excited they feel the sensations buddhists describe as ‘nirvana’. The sensation can occur in many places near or around the genitals
by reettttttttttt May 2, 2023

A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.
Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.
by Righteous Thumb August 2, 2010
