When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.
Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.
by RT4L June 28, 2020
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By putting any profit into an offshore account, you can dodge income tax on profit. It's something I like to call next level thinking.
by SmartBuisnessMan01 September 30, 2022
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you are most likely in school and are sitting to either a close freind that your messing with and or sombody you absolutly hate.
you are most likely in school and are sitting to either a close freind that your messing with and or sombody you absolutly hate.
by wee woo October 29, 2021
Get the The guy next to me mug.The Next Day Doctrine states that NNN (No Nut November) may not officially begin until the time you wake up on November 1st and not at 12:00 AM on October 31st.
"Hey man you cant beat off without failing NNN. Its after 12:00!!"
"No its all good man the Next Day Doctrine makes it all good!"
"No its all good man the Next Day Doctrine makes it all good!"
by SxUzamaki October 31, 2021
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She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.
by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023
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