Chinese New Year

when a man ties 10 Fireworks to his genitals and sets them off

Keven Pirera loves to throw his nuts a Chinese new year

by Xero42 June 16, 2011

Mozzaddy new year

Mozzaddy new year, a term that was popularised on social networking site last.fm in early 2025, is a mentality. If somebody is having a mozzaddy new year they are rejecting all social norms and not giving a hootenanny!

Woke up and can't be bothered getting out of bed, I'll just piss in this cup. It's a mozzaddy new year after all.

by chiccliquechick January 17, 2025

New year, new us?

What exes text each other on new years. It’s a new year. Ya’ll can start over on a clean slate.

ex bf: new year, new us?
ex gf: lmao, ofc.

by hoodiye December 31, 2023