NED

the name NED seems like a very innocent name but the person who is named NED is an evil being. NED is the reincarnation of the pineapple of existence, which means that he holds a lot of power ( but not as much as GERARK), but he doesn't use the power to do good but he uses it to murder every one in his sight.

stay away from NED he is dangerous!!

by GERARK October 4, 2017

Ned

Has the biggest penis in the world

Ned is the best in bed ever and got the best penis

by Gdsaq November 22, 2021

Ned

Neds - Non educated delinquents. Born and raised in the rough streets in Scotland, mid-teen and they love a bit of drink. The OG's stick to a bit of buckie and dragon soop. Some like to stand out fae the crowd and grab themselves an echo falls or a classic md 20/20. These mad neds and nedettes stick to the woods, the fields and make sure to start a fire wherever they can.

Ned - "You on eh drink eh night?'
Neds lad - "Aye am getting onit oot in the woods"

by Scotty27 April 19, 2021

gobby ned

dick-sucking idiot

we went on a ride afterwards, which was fun, but the amount of gobby neds there was annoying

by gypsiez November 7, 2010

Ned

An abbreviation that stands for 'nobita et doremon’

- what are you drawing mate?

+ Ned

by Torrezno April 21, 2019

NED

Non Erect Dick

Don't fuck him Emma, he's a NED

by Hardcocklover94 June 9, 2023

1'ned

getting 1'ned means that you got tapped by a nn lmao and you should most likely refund your (onepastev4)

get 1'ned you nn dog sit

by zerohvh December 2, 2020