Nard tard

A iPhone that doesn't let you post to snap chat.

You fucking nard tard iPhone piece of shit.

by Ultra long man November 11, 2017

nardo

to have sperm inside your asshole, while you have diarrhea, the mix of cum and liquid shit in someones anus will be a nardo.

bro i totally nardo'd that girl last night

by Mrjirjawi August 29, 2020

Nardo

when you talk shit about shit, just talking smack.

"i just won the lottery"

ur doing a nardo.

by nardo September 26, 2012

Nard

A mix of the words "Nerd" and "Tard" used to refer to particularly nerdy idiots.

"Hey I just made a youtube video of Link doing the Harlem Shake in Garry's Mod. Am I a nard?"

by #dot December 9, 2013

nard

Short form for someone is a nerd who acts like retard and is a complete loser has no brains. Totally in between a nerd and a retard.
A wanna be popular person but is too anal to achieve anything but a picking on someone that is geeky to them.
Which is them.
Someone that comes to you drunk after he/she has hit on you mate.

Nard-Hey dude just came by to see if your girlfriends home?
You-What??? Are you fucking Nard??? I should kick the fucking shit out of you...
Nard-Just asking...

by Baby Dawn April 17, 2009

Nards

Another word for chicks/fem/ladies.

"Hey look at that nard over there"

"Mate i'm gunna get so many nards tonight!"

by Nard1994 October 26, 2012

Nardan

A general expression used by chavs. They usually say it in a conversation, or at random. In a conversation is usually means no. It is hard to interpret though.

.. ..... ...... "Nardan"

Or "Hey babes, did you see Shameless last night?"

"Nardan"

by Millie93 May 10, 2009