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Moses

Moses beats me up when i try to kiss him
by my ass itches very much December 14, 2023
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Moses-complex

Person who insists on/ takes pride in taking the hard way to get to a solution, while a simple alternative already exists.
Dude, why did you dig that hole with your hands? Shovels have existed for quite some time now. Do you have a Moses-complex or something?
by McLeentel May 1, 2025
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Yuval Moses

The god of all beings, the creator of all multiverses and the smartest entity out there.
Yuval Moses is your god.
Yuval Moses is your creator.
by Yuval Moses November 25, 2021
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moses stone

Is fucking badass & calls Mexicans MOJos and Wet Backs
by Carrie Underwood11 November 25, 2013
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Moses striking the rock

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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Moses

The girlfriend of Vivi Cheung and is pro at Cubing
Moses has the best academic results in 1C, second best in form
by Fat duck pro May 31, 2023
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mosely

Calm, pleasant, peaceful, but at the same time colourful and happy, often used to describe toddlers' TV.
by PonyTrainBoi February 20, 2018
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