Monster Muff

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.

Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.

by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009

Holla Monster

When a guy tries to get the number of every beautiful woman he sees.

My friend Dan turned into a Holla Monster last night at the bar. I understand he hasn't had a date in a long time, but he literally tried to hit on every hot woman he came across.

by Christocoop July 27, 2020

Monster Dancing

Slang for grinding, often used at frat parties. See: grinding

Fratboy A: Hey, did you see Jewfro Monster Dancing with that blonde chick?

by Robot Jefferson September 29, 2010

ear monster

When a female innocently lays her head in your lap, but your interest is in other things. Alas, the rise of the ear monster.

When she laid down in my lap, she was attacked by an ear monster.

by tedomega July 7, 2010

Snack Monster

A person who eats snacks more than actual meals

I had no time to eat lunch, so I had a bag of chips and 2 granola bars today like a true snack monster

by Whaler Jake November 13, 2014

Park Monster

An individual who regularly uses hallucinogenic drugs in suburban neighborhood parks.

"That Cunningham kid is becoming quite the park monster these days..."

by BekVicious December 18, 2009

Keegan Monster

A term used in in the Northwestern Pennsylvania region that is synonymous for a game of hide-and-seek.

Let's play a game of Keegan Monster! Steve, you go hide, and I will be Keegan Monster and come and find you.

by LeonardDavis November 24, 2020