Declan Mohler

A potato flew around my room

Declan Mohler’s a potato.

by the potato of the life March 19, 2019

mother mole

very bad virgin plays rust and does other bad stuff quote of his life time 90 rush no stop. Eats curry from Tesco not even from a restrant very beta move. Lives next to fetcham tandoria.

oh that guy is not very good he just p90 rush must be a mother mole

by fat man 23 October 11, 2020

Doogie Mole

An indestructible mole that resides on the chin

He thought his doogie mole had gone for good but against all odds, it returned.

by Molebuster93 February 28, 2021

Big bad mole

An erection you get in public which ends up being hard to hide through the front of your trousers.

Look! That dude over there has a big bad mole going on!

by Robbo101 January 15, 2011

text-a-mole

someone from your past that pops up out of nowhere, sending you a text message, only to disappear once again and not be heard from for weeks, months or years.

Geez, my old roommate texted me yesterday but now that text-a-mole won't reply back.

by TexasGeoker April 25, 2011

Social Whack-a-mole

The game where one randomly has to block their ex on social media, one by one, after said ex won’t stop messaging them.

Dude, I just had to go through a game of social whack-a-mole cause of my bitchy ex

by Jeff_Hiscock March 10, 2019

Playing Whack-a-mole

Fucking a girl so hard in the ass, when she has to poop, that your dick turns brown from hammering the shit back into her ass. The turd must look like it is popping out of the ass, like a mole exiting a mole hill.

Bro 1: Get on CoD
Bro 2: Can't playing whack-a-mole

by Yhearddawggy May 26, 2020