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King Monke

King of the Monke's, his power is thought to match Mario Judah's
by King Monke August 13, 2021
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Hayden monk

Someone that touches everyone's ass
Omg! Stop touching everyone's ass Hayden monk
by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018
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Josh Monk

When a person has sex with a pathetic little man called Josh Monk. This is usually bad because Josh Monk's preferred type of sex is usually not consensual
I'm worried I might be Josh Monkied at any moment.
Im looking for a josh monk.
by An Elite August 25, 2023
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Monk fish

A destruction of individuals during rough sex and by taken videos and photos of them laying flat.
Your daughter laid flat after rough sex and laid there like a monk fish in the sea
by Clubnewcasino September 10, 2022
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jonny monk

A Jonny Monk is an unfortunate fellow of whom gets intimidated by his dominant and often aggressive girlfriend. It is not uncommon for the poor fellow to receive physical abuse from his female such as slapping and punching to the face.
Jonny monk: I’m sorry for forgetting your name please don’t hurt me
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done

Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!

Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds
by Isaac Gabriel Smith April 2, 2020
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emily monk

Cumslut, will do anything to pleasure your dick. She gives the best sloppy head and has an amazing ass that bounces like balloons. Loves to tease guys and play hard to get.
Me: I have a crush on emily monk
Friend: no shit dude she is a fucking whore
by JoJo Stalin III November 22, 2019
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Monk-like

Containing both the positive and negative aspects of life as a monk at the same time.
That guy "Taoist Monk" seems to exude both the positive and negative sides of being a monk. On one hand he means well and seems to be helpful but he's also celibate. He' seems very Monk-like.
by Bigbabyjesus54 July 21, 2016
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