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Le Monke

He is a gorgeous being that sits on his prey before ultimately squishing them with his mighty booty checks. His lips are rounder than your head with his nipples hanging down over 48 meters! He is taller and stronger than King Kong and can crumble building from just sitting down. He is also a being that 14/15 Native American tribes worship. If you ever see him don't run and he will do it quick.
All hail Le monke. He's truly round. You can't get around him. There's no way around.
by Uh Oh STINKY POO October 21, 2019
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Dreaded Monk

by Everliving22 June 16, 2023
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pp monke

A man with a HUGE cock ( not as big as Ryuktard’s tho ) and is very cute and seggsy.
Look at pp monke I want him to stuff my bussy like a doughnut.
by Beerustard March 8, 2021
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monk boot

by mark 666 November 23, 2009
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Monke King

The ruler of the Monke Kingdom. This chubby boye is fearless, he beats his fully-grown male chest before attacking his prey. This title only belongs to the greatest.
by Monke King February 1, 2021
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Monke Cum

A type of lollypop with a buttery taste, they are usually white in color and are the enemy of 2nd German Reich.
Bro i want some of that Monke Cum.
by frankreich October 28, 2020
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emily monk

Cumslut, will do anything to pleasure your dick. She gives the best sloppy head and has an amazing ass that bounces like balloons. Loves to tease guys and play hard to get.
Me: I have a crush on emily monk
Friend: no shit dude she is a fucking whore
by JoJo Stalin III November 22, 2019
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