Shaolin Monks

One of the most powerful humans in the world.

The Shaolin Monks followed him to his home to beat him up.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

dirty monk

a greaser who just can't stop being a retard.

that dude looks like a total dirty monk.

Allan: bro stop being such a dirty monk, you got crusties all over you, and you got jizz on ur pants.
Dave: i just came here to walk.
Dave:

by cheek tap man June 16, 2017

Monke King

The ruler of the Monke Kingdom. This chubby boye is fearless, he beats his fully-grown male chest before attacking his prey. This title only belongs to the greatest.

"All hail Monke King"

by Monke King February 01, 2021

monk soot

When a monk is burned alive/dead and their smoke creates soot.

"Hey keep that monk soot off my classic car bud!"

by MonkSootKing February 07, 2015

Monk Fishing

A newley invented sport created at a seafood shop, where one spots out that of which he/she would like to "bone" or "spoon" ... or in politer terms, if he/she would have to be on an island with one person to whom they are attracted. The code then spoken aloud, not screamed or shouted, is "MonkFish" thus signaling that the person has found that of whom they would rather "spoon". This game involves two or more people playing where each judges anothers choice thus deciding best one, those of whom do not declare "Monkfish" of times meet, is then disqualified. Limitations of to whom and other relating factors (such as age, sex, relationship with that person) is not applicable unless they are a member of the game, aka: you can only "Monkfish" that who is not involved in the game.

Chef: "Once you find the person you would spend alone with on the island scream out the code, 'Monkfish' "

Julian spots a rather foxy female.

Julian: "Monkfish!"

Chef: Yeah she's alright, but you see she looks a bit like a bimbo. She doesn't look like you could have a conversation with her.

Julian: "I was gonna talk...?"

- Monk Fishing

by [Verification Identity Spot] August 29, 2011

jonny monk

A Jonny Monk is an unfortunate fellow of whom gets intimidated by his dominant and often aggressive girlfriend. It is not uncommon for the poor fellow to receive physical abuse from his female such as slapping and punching to the face.

Jonny monk: I’m sorry for forgetting your name please don’t hurt me
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done

Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!

Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds

by Isaac Gabriel Smith April 02, 2020

King Monke

King of the Monke's, his power is thought to match Mario Judah's

We worship King Monke

by King Monke August 13, 2021