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Mole

A friend of yours who's at a party and gets you in there because he/she knows the owner.

party
Dude1: Hey, wanna go to that Lisa's party?
Dude2: How the f**k are we getting in?
Dude1: Don't worry, I have a mole there
by Pienoinen July 6, 2011
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moet

A mohawk and a mullet.
That is one sweet moet.
by Jeff Burnz November 11, 2005
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arctic mole

When a person or group of people ejaculate onto a blind persons face, without them realising. it is used as form of amusement.

works particularly well if the arctic mole target looks like or resembles a mole
LAD: Hey did you seen when simpkins pulled an arctic mole on old mr jones?

GUY: Yeh, i wish i had filmed it.
by the arctic mole December 15, 2009
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ik moet hem pro-nade keilen

this is a saying by MIRNES SUMAN AKA Liquid the barbarian when he's planning to very professionally throw a granade at another player.
damn, he's fucking me up; ik moet hem pro-nade keilen.
by ymftith November 9, 2007
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slack mole

A slothenly woman that has let herself go. Mostly seen sitting on the couch consuming someone else’s food and using their phone. Probably has no self esteem and is too lazy to do anything for herself. On the verge of needing life support in order to continue breathing.
Hey you slack mole get off your ass and do something useful.

Jezz if that slack mole is still on the couch I’ll be pissed
by Ferret March 21, 2005
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Lesbian Mole

There are only 2 lesbian moles in existence. They can't stay above ground for long periods of time, but when they do they look like normal human girls fond of the same sex.

When they need to go underground, they use their claws (fingernails) to rip the ground open and disappear. Once below ground they can only come to see the earth's surface while underneath special cardboard box pods will small slits in them to see through. Then they have to wait there for a while before re-exposing themselves to sunlight.
Lots of fun at parties and nightclubs. Keep the moles alive and feed them girls!!!
Lesbian Mole 1: I'm going to rape you when you turn 24

Lesbian Mole 2: Excellent.
by Can't Touch This 87 April 1, 2010
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Fish-faced mole

A slutty mole that often has her face in fish position (ie. sucking cock). Is big-breasted and resides in Marrickville.
Get off your knees and get us some chocolate, you fish-faced mole.
by Kylz August 4, 2004
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