morty

a fat man; who sometimes shows humanity. But most of the time insanity and racism (see mout)

Morty is so racist!!!!

by K Master M June 3, 2003

Dirty Monty

When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath

I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty

by elsbeth May 1, 2022

monty python and the holy grail

good movie...bad memories

monty python and the holy grail is a pretty funny movie...but it gets hard to follw...

by iwantyourmom August 22, 2006

Joey Moey

A term referenced towards a great man born in the 20th Century, known for his great humor and support towards mankind.

Joey Moey, a man that lives a great life.

by achmadhariff January 13, 2012

Monty

A mild tempered, Pharaoh fearing jovial young man. Monty's are usually described as non-TP using button mashers, who enjoy the company of friends that wish to engage in physical relations with their siblings and or mothers.

Monty's mostly live in sand dunes, and can't tell time without sundials.

Often called Mo, Mizzle, or Tizzle. However the name spawns from the root word "Mon." As used in Jamaican descent......"Yo Mon, you got a hairy ass!"

Friend:"Hey Monty what time is it?"
Monty:"I dunno man, look at the damn Papyrus!"

Guy 1: "Wow! Check that girl out, I'd like to get some of that"
Guy2: "Yea wouldn't everyone, her brother's a real Monty."

by MakotoKilla February 26, 2010

monty

(noun) Female computing teacher who rubs her legs rapidly (a la Vic Reeves on Shooting Stars) whilst teaching her class.

"Who've you got next period?"

"Monty." (rub legs in a piss take)

by whitmore October 22, 2006

Morty

The embodiment of when your car has a noisy problem which you don't fix, such as a loose strut or even a loud creaking noise, referred to as a dead guy trying to break out of his coffin

Dude were you in Adie's car today, Morty's pissssssed!

by Danthrax March 16, 2004