an agressive dude who cant take a joke but makes them and his ex gf gets passed around the homies more than a blunt. he also is an attention whore. he is a real fake friend fuck him
by hishimhin October 31, 2021

real Mike Liu: "大便,性别,也许暨 "
Miguel Luis : "Soy un jodido retardado chupar una polla"
People : "nigga what"
Miguel Luis : "Soy un jodido retardado chupar una polla"
People : "nigga what"
by Justice for Gamers November 29, 2020

is the perfect, caring, loyal, sweet boyfriend ever. Miguel has a long brunnette hair, that he doesnt know how to take care of it, but he still looks good. He sleeps like a rock, he cares about his parents a lot, he knows how to cook.
He is perfect but takes bad pictures to his gf. Btw, he loves his gf.
He is perfect but takes bad pictures to his gf. Btw, he loves his gf.
by sunny,jm April 24, 2024

Miguel is a tryhard at games but he is a very nice person, patient, has an amazing sense of humor, and has a soothing voice.
by a person who miguel likes January 22, 2022

Niño pendejo de pene chico normalmente 3 cm cuyo función principal es chupar pitos o tener pepinos en el culo. Envidioso con todos sus amigos y odia a los pedros. Le encanta tener pito en su boca.
by Nosetudime November 22, 2021

"hey guys how about the new girl at the office?"
"Sigh... Dude you're pulling a miguel, we've been talking about that for the last hour, where have you been?!"
"Sigh... Dude you're pulling a miguel, we've been talking about that for the last hour, where have you been?!"
by Voubazar January 11, 2018

miguel is a thick black boy with probably the biggest bunda you will ever see. his farts emit radioactive waves that make all men within 30km radius attracted to his fatass bunda.
by miguelissothicklikeomg November 22, 2021
