Micro Ward

Referring to a person with a very small penis or a penis that is small.
Wow did you see his micro ward it was so small!
by d1slave November 14, 2024
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Micro lie

When someone blatantly lies so much in small doses they deny that the lies even existed or were ever told.
Lacy is such a fugazi chick. She micro lies every times she speaks, there's nothing more annoying than to watch a person believe she can be double fisted while eating in a Nathan's hot dog challenge with purple honey and juggling cottage cheese waffles on a pirate ship plank.
by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024
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Micro Crawl

Consuming up to two but not more than 4 adult beverages at between two to three different locations. More than that is an official Pub Crawl.
Let's go on a micro crawl before dinner tonight.
by Microcrawler August 15, 2024
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Micro-muttering

Speaking in a very inaudible voice to oneself within earshot of others. People around you ask, "Are you talking to me?" a couple of times since you are having your own back-and-forth conversation; one voice out loud, but not loud and the other, in one's head.
Billy, are talking or listening to me? I asked you twice to speak up. Oh sorry dear, I was simply micro-muttering.
by goodone! June 20, 2023
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MICRO-FOAMING ACTION

I'm terribly afraid of Dentist but Oral hygiene is important. Therefore I use an anti-cavity, fluoride toothpaste with MICRO-FOAMING ACTION.
by Danese La Johnson June 05, 2023
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Micro Day

It's uh... A day.

Where we... Uh...

Celebrate the Master Chief
Wake up babe, it's Micro Day.
by NootOfRoses February 26, 2022
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micro torture

The act of slow torture but with small objects like needles, pens, and little 4 inch pocket knives
Whilst Jonathan was strapped to the chair Jesse preformed micro torture for hours on him until he told him what he wanted.
by psyclime4ed August 28, 2023
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