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Michaeling

When you find a girl you like and you end up in the friend zone for months. She tells you about all the guys she hooks up with and you're pretty much brother sister.... but the brother wants an incestuous relationship. Also it helps if you have had the chance to hook up with her before.
Yo, hows that chick?
Idk man... I've been michaeling her so not that good.
Yikes
by dickdadi September 21, 2017
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Michael

overall just rlly amazing boys that can EASILY make you laugh, even if you're sad. They're most likely really smart, and athletic. They're big-hearted but they don't show it. They would make the literal best boyfriend ever lmao. But be careful, bc they can easily read your emotions. You might think of this as a bad thing but it's also kinda good. They know how to treat you however you're feeling. In conclusion, if you know a Michael, don't👏let👏him👏go!
girl 1- awh that guy was so sweet and caring! who was that?
girl 2- u must be thinking of Michael.
by 🌻_aria_🌻 December 10, 2019
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A name so sexy that when girls see a man with this name, "The Power of Love" by Celine Dion immediatly starts to play in their heads.
Girl 1: "WOW! That guy is pretty hot!"

Girl 2: "You know it . . . Whoa! Is it me or did "the Power of Love" just start playing?"

Girl 1: "It's not just you, I hear it too!"

Girl 2: "His name must be Michael! <3

Girl 1 & Girl 2: "DIBS!!!"
by The Running Person March 30, 2010
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Person: I've heard someone has a small penis

Michael: Same
by I'mNotCrossCat98 December 6, 2015
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Michael you're dadless
by Speaula June 11, 2018
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Michael

He is funny as hell
He will always be there for you
He is determined to make you happy
He can't get enough of loving you
he is sweet
He is smart
He is handsome af
He a hard worker
And he good or even great in bed
If you have one keep him...or else you'd be lonely af
Gils one: Duuuudddeee.....I heard that you going out with someone...
Me: Yeah...and he is such a Michael...which is also his name :P
by Bunny Honey Cherry 😍 March 30, 2017
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Michael has a large penis.
by cdunnn March 18, 2020
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