Messy Pablo

Much like a Dirty Sanchez, except a full beard.

My girlfriend came over last night and gave me a good ole Messy Pablo. It was very poggers.

by poggershoggers May 8, 2021

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Messy willy

pegging after taking laxatives

That Messy willy hit me harder than taco bell with extra hot sauce.

by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020

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A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.

I gave her a messy chestnut

by Daddy Johnson May 10, 2016

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Nigga Messi

Messi portrayed as a black footballer even tough hes white wich makes him a nigger.

Why is Nigga Messi at my door with his cock swinging out?!

by ASDFADFDFDFS January 11, 2024

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MessY SnaCK

When a guy suck on a girls crack while shes shitting. and

Harry:hey John

John:hey

Harry:i Gave My girl a Messy Snack.

John: Whats That??

Harry: its WHen................................................................................................................................................................

John: AAAAWWWWWWWW WTFFFF!!!!!!! *throwing up*

by Kj_BlaNk June 21, 2010

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Messy Dixon Line

A boundary that non-black people can not cross while debating or joking.

White Co-Worker: "Hey Malik, why do you think only 30% of black are getting married"

Black Co-Worker: "Hold on now Seth, you crossing the Messy Dixon Line"

by ArnoldsMind December 20, 2024

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