Messy Pablo

Much like a Dirty Sanchez, except a full beard.

My girlfriend came over last night and gave me a good ole Messy Pablo. It was very poggers.

by poggershoggers May 8, 2021

Lionel Messi

Literally the best footballer in the world. 8 FAIR ballon d'ors and an insane amount of G/A's that surpass the "complete" footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.

Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)

1: "Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"

by barca09 March 12, 2025

messy

Not involved in other peoples affairs, avoids drama.

I like her, she’s not messy.

by Michelle Diamond September 30, 2020

messy cock touch

wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.

Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.

by African FUCK December 31, 2011

Messy Dior

The action of taking a shat on a mans penis weather it be accidental or on purpose

"she gave me a Messy Dior during anal last night."
"did you see him, he totally got a Messy Dior."

by tameisha skanky July 18, 2023

Messy

Messy : LiL t

Lil T is messy he start shit

by Diorr April 24, 2024

Messy

Dating your besties boyfriend

She’s so messy because she’s my best friend dating my ex!!

by Niyaaaaaaasa May 11, 2021