Marijuana

God's gift to mankind

And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana

ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs

This marijuana smells like death but the lilac makes me want to keep smelling it.

by Lol chillen July 29, 2014

marijuanavore

A marijuanavore is any person, animal, or creature that eats cannabis. It is a cross between the words marijuana and carnivore. It was invented by a singer in Hollywood named Bubblegum Prince.

I couldn't smoke weed, so I became a marijuanavore and now I just eat it.

by Bubblegum Prince August 27, 2014

Marijuana

A herb used by the acients of elder, to reach as it's known today "The twilight zone" where everything connects, and is one running in perfect harmony, throughout the universe. This mystical plant overpowers any other potion or remedy, it is often burnt then inhaled or consumed for a delightful sensation. Wrongly it has been outlawed across the globe, despite being far less harmful than Tobacco and Alcohol. Across time people have died because of said, alcohol and tobacco, in comparision to the death toll created my marijuana still to this day stands at 0. Open your heart, mind and soul, and stand up to facist governments, who create such bullshit and false statistics to fear monger across nations to minimalize the use of cannabis, all because it would be one bastard to tax, and when it is taxed, it does wonders to an economy. Legalize it.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural? - Bill Hicks

by Cookierammer October 7, 2014

Marijuana

A plant that causes a euphoric and "enlightened" feeling when smoked along with:
Sterility
Premature birth (Prenatal or pre-birth usage, which also causes leukemia and mental abnormalities to occur in the baby)
Upsetting of the menstrual cycle
Lung cancer (Yes, it is true!)
Shortness of breath
And many other great effects!

It is a fact that marijuana smoke contains 50%-70% more cancer-causing chemicals than cigarette smoke. One joint is equivalent to around five cigarettes.

No. It isn't great. It isn't good. It is awful.

Don't legalize marijuana!

by God is Dead January 23, 2015

marijuana

That dank ass shit your uncle and oldest brother used to smoke in the garage while you were still shitting in your diapers.

"Yo dawg I heard Shaggy got that Dank Kush right now." "Oh word?" "Yeah it's some good Marijuana."

by pro90skills February 19, 2015

marijuana

the best thing in the world, it feels so good when inhaled, it feels like the worlds biggest orgasm

damn, nigga this marijuana is making me have a orgasm in my lungs

by blaze420sexyassnigga October 8, 2017

Marijuana Iguana

The iguana, also know as marijuana-iguana, is the unofficial official animal for the famous marijuana leaf

Wow! Look at that! It’s a wild marijuana iguana in its natural habitat! It’s looks so peaceful basking in the glory of the weed leaves.

by BIRTHNUGGETNUGGER May 2, 2018